Monthly Archives: May 2012

Hi guys! Now finally issue 3 is out and can be found at “PDF files” ready for you to enjoy 🙂 All articles will be posted later, so you can comment them etc.

1. How does it feel to have won the position as chairman? It is a great honor for me to be chosen for this position. Not only because Mariami, a great and intelligent person, had this same position before me, … Continue reading →

The Itch has undertaken an independent investigation to resolve the many questions ensuing Wednesday’s fire. To our help, we have consulted a team of experts eminent in their field. Criminologist: We would like to hear your judgment of the various … Continue reading →

The teachers – gravitating towards the entrance with an upright solemnity, like the penultimate scene in just-about-any-war-movie-ever-made of morale-instilling peptalk before the last, victorious effort after a series of defeats, saying about the enemy: “they ain’t gonna break us!”. The … Continue reading →

(so important, in fact, that they allegedly sent for Hungarian undercover election observers…) Just last week, an important election took place, this being the election of the STUN’s new Chairman. There were a number of candidates from different programs, each … Continue reading →